That Was Odd
by ChrisMay 17th, 2006 10:44 pm
A few minutes ago one of the local news shows had a fluffy human interest/health segment on snoring. I wasn’t paying a much attention, but was startled to attention when the reporter said “Chris Baldwin snores. Maybe it’s not loud enough to bring down the house but it is pretty loud.” Well that’s a little strange. I do snore, but why the hell are they talking about it on the news and who let them into the apartment to tape me? I looked on in disbelief, but sure enough, there I was, snoring away and drooling on the pillow. But then it gets even worse. As it turns out I’ve lost all my hair, gained 40 pounds, made some questionable choices about facial hair, and moved to the suburbs. I really didn’t see any of this coming. Damn. Maybe it is time to cut back on the drinking.
As a side note, did I ever mention that Pat Robertson is a fucking loon and an asshole? No. Well he is, but you already knew that. Now that’s all the high minded political analysis I can muster this evening, so have a good night. I’m supposed to be doing this somewhere else anyway.
