Profane? Me?
by ChrisMarch 29th, 2006 10:42 am
Melissa claims that drunken Chris posts more profanity than sober Chris. She used this post as an example. Personally, I’m perplexed. I’ve never known myself to be profane. Odd, really. It might make an interesting experiment, however, to compare the posts of liberal Philadelphia bloggers after about 9:00 on Tuesday nights, right after Drinking Liberally, to see if they use more profanity than at other times. I, for one, won’t be using any additional profanity, though some might.
And you bastards were expecting a panda, weren’t you?
March 29th, 2006 at 4:01 pm
that cat just freaks me out.
March 29th, 2006 at 4:54 pm
Here I am working my butt off to bring you adorable ass shit day in and day out, and all you can do is complain? Fucking typical.
March 29th, 2006 at 5:37 pm
Happy Kitties! Joy!
Anita - the deadpan one obviously just told a wicked clever joke. That’s why the one in the foreground is busting a gut.
The kitties MORE than offset the ugly-assed loser trying to pass Turkey (or whereever) off as Baghdad. Unless he wins (shudder).
March 31st, 2006 at 2:08 am
Whoever accused you of being profane obviously hasn’t read you consistently enough to understand how contextually driven your profanity really is.
March 31st, 2006 at 2:24 am
Hey Howard! Are you just trying to provoke a reaction? Geez. Clearly you don’t sit in a chat window with him and see random profane mutterings throughout the day. Although come to think of it, even the muttering are pretty contextually driven. OK, so maybe you’re right.
March 31st, 2006 at 2:31 am
Fucking bastards! Drag me away from writing for a blog that people actualy read, just to defend my pure, as a mountain spring, language.
Goatfucking Chumps. Pshaw.
March 31st, 2006 at 5:16 pm
buck fush
March 31st, 2006 at 8:48 pm
Hey - y’all need to back off of Chris. Stephen Colbert’s word of the day yesterday (3/30) was F@#k (I think I got his spelling right).
He is urging us to push the envelope on verbal obscenity and mentioned that (approx quote - not the best steno) “righteous fury gets people to the polls…unless the Republicans get the religious right to the polls, the Republicans are f*cked”
So Chris - it’s your patriotic DUTY (as per SC) to “bastard” and “goatfucker” on. You rule!
April 1st, 2006 at 12:10 am
Wow, I’ve never been called a goat-fucking chump before.
I feel so loved.
April 1st, 2006 at 2:49 am
Thank you, Chris, although I never actually won any formal contest… wait, that was chump, not champ. I’ve gotta’ read these comments when I’m a little more awake…
April 1st, 2006 at 7:50 am
Howard - c’mon, you really didn’t want to be the goatfucking CHAMP anyway, did you?
April 1st, 2006 at 10:45 am
I think the goatfucking championships are being held in Oslo this year, and it’s not to late to sign up.
April 2nd, 2006 at 4:11 am
Howard - c’mon, you really didn’t want to be the goatfucking CHAMP anyway, did you?
-I didn’t get much attention as a child.
April 2nd, 2006 at 9:20 am
Howard - we’ll all be rooting for you in Oslo then!
June 16th, 2006 at 11:18 pm
wow All i did was look up cat shit and look at all the fun that can be had -sorry I missed all the profanity - apparently it is not acceptible in my corner of the world - go for it -who gives a (cat)shit