Still Breathing
by ChrisMarch 27th, 2006 12:32 pm
I just wanted to check in, say hello and welcome Ellen to the site. I don’t know how much she had to drink before she posted the picture of the dog in the panda suit, but it was a damn good effort. I’m still thinking about trying to recruit somebody in addition to Ellen, just so none of us feels too much pressure to maintain the sordid affair.
Now indulge me while I do something quite tasteless and link to myself. So far I’ve written four posts for Booman, which you may or may not have seen. Since there are a handful of sickos out there who actually show up here to read my drivel, I might as well point you to said drivel. The first post was an incoherent mess about the ineptitude of the Democratic party establishment. It makes no sense, but there are pictures of pandas in the comments. The second was your standard issue, “fuck Bush” sort of post. Good for the soul, but bad for your teeth. At least that’s what my dentist tells me. The third was a little of my Fourth Amendment blather, that has been boring you to tears for the last few months. The fourth is something you’ve seen a lot of from me, where I down 10 beers and proclaim my undying love for The Editors. Funny story about that one. I was making a correction to a spelling error and pressed a button labeled “archive” rather than “save.” Fucking Scoop. Anyway, now it only exists in some strange suspended animation where nobody can actually see it. Fun.
Carry on.
March 27th, 2006 at 3:27 pm
Sickos? Before insulting your core audience, you may want to consider the possible accuracy of such an assessment. Or wait, was that actually a compliment?
March 27th, 2006 at 3:46 pm
Hey. At least I refrained from calling you sickos bastards. And if I wasn’t giving you abuse, who would?
March 27th, 2006 at 6:15 pm
I was wondering about the 4th - I actually saw it when I got up Sun AM on Booman, then later in the day - not there. I was on the 1/2 awake side - just figured it was just a figment of my imagination.
I know I saw those excerpts from the Editors before too and really liked the point they made. Wish our elected officials saw things that way.
And H - Chris is right (at least when I’m posting) - I don’t have it in me to call readers sicko bastards (or whatever permutation of “sick fuck” is in vogue this week). He does need to bring that from of rage himself!
March 27th, 2006 at 11:17 pm
When Chris calls us bastards and sickos, I prefer to consider them terms of endearment.
To shamelessly borrow from Sally Field, “He likes us, he really likes us.”
Ellen, I don’t think anybody else can really use bastards. Actually, I’ve used it on my site, but I always credit Rowhouse Logic. :)