Archive for December, 2005

Has It Happened Yet?

Tuesday, December 20th, 2005

I’ve had a good look, but I’ve yet to see, the cognitive destruction which is bound to occur in the coming days. Perhaps it has already happened. In response to the National Security Agency “Domestic Spying” revelations, has anybody yet claimed that the Constitution and the Bill of Rights were merely guidelines, or suggestions, not meant to impede an American government’s authority to pursue that which it may?

When that happens, should we herald the death of good old fashioned northeastern conservatism, or the death a great nation?

Sadly, the choice is not yours.

Brain Bubbles

Monday, December 12th, 2005

When I read the following sentence, cerebral/spinal fluid began leaking out of my head (link).

President Bush, warming up for a 2006 campaign to maintain GOP congressional majorities, is not shying from portraying the war in Iraq as a success and a reason to vote Republican.

Got that? It’s a lot to take in all at once, so you may need to read it again slowly. If Iraq is a Republican success and a good reason to vote Republican, what the hell would one of their fuck-ups look like? It’s doubtful any of us would live to see the apocalyptic aftermath of said fuck-up, but it’s still worth pondering. I wonder if they’ll trot out the federal response to Katrina as another solid reason to vote Republican.

(via WHB)

This Again

Friday, December 9th, 2005

You may have noticed, and probably don’t care, that I’ve left the Katrina donation links at the top of right column of the site. While I’ve been quite delinquent in actually writing anything on the site, though I think that should change shortly, the links are where they are because that’s where they belong and not out of laziness on my part.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t presume to have raised a dime for the victims of the destruction of New Orleans and the gulf states. The thing is, the pain of that event and the horror of those images isn’t as raw as it was just a short time ago - at least for those of us who experienced no direct impact. With whatever voice I have, I’d like to add to the chorus of people reminding everybody that we lost a major American city a few short months ago. Quite a lot is not at all right with the hundreds of thousands of American citizens left without a home or even a hometown.

Sixteen days from now, an unfortunate orgy of commercial exploitation will come to an end with the horrid whine of children, young and old, disappointed that they didn’t receive the precise piece of plastic, metal, or wooden crap that they wanted, oh so bad. This has something to do with Jesus, who must have had a thing for diamond tennis bracelets and the X-Box 360. Or Maybe it was that corpulent bastard Santa, who died for our sins, that forced this annual horror of outlandish commercialism and outlandish conduct on the part of otherwise reasonable people into our lives? I can never get this crap straight. Was it the virgin Santa Claus nailed to the cross by reindeer wielding brand new Black & Decker nail guns and modeling the latest line of Calvin Klein 100% cotton fitted briefs? Is that why we have to buy crap for freinds, relatives and coworkers who never wanted the crap in question anyway, and will probably throw it in the basement until it gets thrown out the next time they move.

Whatever. I say “fuck it.” Take the ten bucks you were going to blow on tube socks for your aunt Beatrice and donate it to the gulf coast releif effort. If Beatrice gives you any shit, tell her she’s old enough to buy just about anything she wants, and if she wants tube socks, she can bloody well go get them for herself. That’s just what Santa would have her do, had our sins not slaughtered the poor bastard and he could still speak for himself.

The residents and former residents of New Orleans and the Gulf states are still very much in need and will continue to need our assistance for years to come. Regardless of whether or not NOLA is rebuilt as it was, or something very different happens, the American citizens whose lives were thrown into utter chaos need our attention and our money. Let’s not let this fade away. Let’s see if we can get this one right.

For other bloggers; the Katrina relief effort and fund raising for the same is something worth mentioning every now and again on your blog. Even if you can only raise $10 with your site, that’s $10 that wasn’t available prior to your efforts. More than that, our collective audience tends to be a wonderful group of active and informed people who are likely busy with a number of projects. Keeping the Katrina relief effort front and center on your blog just might be an effective way of keeping it at the forefront of our audience’s mind. Planting seeds is the best most of us can do, so don’t shy away.

Since I’m Doing Quotes

Friday, December 9th, 2005

Mike Wallace has some questions:

What in the world prepared you to be the commander in chief of the largest superpower in the world? In your background, Mr. President, you apparently were incurious. You didn’t want to travel. You knew very little about the military. . . . The governor of Texas doesn’t have the kind of power that some governors have. . . . Why do you think they nominated you? . . . Do you think that has anything to do with the fact that the country is so [expletive] up?

All things considered (poke your head out, take a deep breath - a quick glance at the festering sores all around and try not to puke), this is really pretty mild, but whatever. It’s still good clean fun and the shrieks of horror from the usual sources ought to be worth a chuckle. Via some guy I’m sure you’ve never heard of.

Quote of the Period of Time Until the Next Time I Write Something

Monday, December 5th, 2005

Homecoming Screenwriter Sam Hamm:

And if you take as your topic the GOP spin machine, well, Good God Almighty! The moment you attempt to address right-wing punditry, you are in a realm beyond parody. How do you top the vaudeville duo of Falwell & Robertson, announcing that 9/11 was God’s retribution for rampant homosexuality? How do you top that necrotic turd Bill O’Reilly, offering Coit Tower in San Francisco to Al Qaeda? A couple of decades ago you would’ve paid fifty cents to see these circus freaks in a tent, with the bearded lady and the dog-faced boy and the India rubber man. Now they’re part of our national political discourse.

What can I say? I have a thing for freak shows.


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