Since I’m Doing Quotes
by ChrisDecember 9th, 2005 1:19 am
Mike Wallace has some questions:
What in the world prepared you to be the commander in chief of the largest superpower in the world? In your background, Mr. President, you apparently were incurious. You didn’t want to travel. You knew very little about the military. . . . The governor of Texas doesn’t have the kind of power that some governors have. . . . Why do you think they nominated you? . . . Do you think that has anything to do with the fact that the country is so [expletive] up?
All things considered (poke your head out, take a deep breath - a quick glance at the festering sores all around and try not to puke), this is really pretty mild, but whatever. It’s still good clean fun and the shrieks of horror from the usual sources ought to be worth a chuckle. Via some guy I’m sure you’ve never heard of.


