Rowhouse Logic - Breathtaking Inanity

I don’t know what the hell ever happened to Albert to fuck up his ability to enjoy the good things in life, but since he’s a good guy, I want to try and help him out a little. A very cold and very hard rain at the end of a very hot Summer is nothing if not a good thing. If you don’t enjoy it you’ve probably spend way too much time around highly enriched uranium or huffing glue out of a sandwich bag. In Albert’s case, the woeful madness probably has something to do with staring through a camera lens for hours on end, though that’s still no excuse. If you ever see him, be sure to let him know that a cold rain in October is a good thing, whereas a cold, driving rain in April is a real fucker through and through.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle .

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