Useless Information

by Chris
August 24th, 2005 7:52 pm

It’s a little disconcerting, though strangely reassuring, to find details about what you were doing last night posted on the internets. In reality, this sort of thing may turn out to be a useful service for those of us might, for whatever reason, have trouble recalling that sort of thing. For instance, when you find yourself confronted by your significant other with the question “what did you do last night?” you might be able to answer with something more satisfying than “great question,” if somebody was nice enough to write about your doings.

With that in mind, I’d like to tell you that for the hour or so that I had my eyes on him, Dave behaved like a perfect gentleman. I heard him say nothing crass and his anecdotes were nothing if not witty. Indeed, to the best of my recollection, nary a vulgarity passed his lips and he dressed smartly. I’d even go so far as to say that he did his family and his ancestors proud. Keep up the good work kiddo!

On a completely separate note, I’d like to pass along something I learned last weekend that I think you bastards might find useful. If you should find yourself invited to a social event at somebody’s apartment, it’s considered bad form to berate and yell at the other guests. Don’t say nobody ever told you, because I just did.

3 Responses to “Useless Information”

  1. Dave Says:

    Little known fact — I am a mormon.

  2. Chris Says:

    You do your faith proud my son. Keep the tidbits coming - the people demand to be informed.

  3. Anita Job Says:

    Geez, following all the links indicates we are missing a lot. I guess we should find our way back to DL…

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