Rowhouse Logic - Breathtaking Inanity

I know his saying “bullshit” on the air and storming off in a tizzy is pretty funny, but I think this particular remark by the Novak, from the same broadcast, is just priceless:

No, but I’ve had the same experience that she did. A lot of my trouble in the world is that they’ve doctored my make-up and colorized me in a lot of newspapers on my picture. So, I sympathize with her.

Now who would dare fuck with such a pretty face?

Novak himself offers no answers. When pressed for details on the evildoers who dared despoil his visage, he only offered “Well, I don’t. I can’t tell you.”

I feel bad. I really do. I understand how hard it is to get past having one’s own beautiful image despoiled by persons of ill repute, so I fully sympathize with his reluctance to lay it all out on the table and come clean with the details. You’d be devistated too! This is trauma of the first and second order. Perhaps we should help him track down the culprits. I’m willing to offer two jelly beans to the first person who gets to the bottom of this.

(via Atrios)

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