Fish Pants
by ChrisJune 24th, 2005 2:21 pm
With apologies to my brother, I’d like to ask you a question or two about fish pants. Are fish pants made by fish, made of fish, or made for fish to wear? Additionally, would you consider fish pants to be bold, dynamic pants. If not, what would you consider to be a bold, dynamic pant? For the record, all of my pants are static and meek.
Clearly, I have nothing to say. Have a nice weekend.
June 24th, 2005 at 2:35 pm
Personally, I think they’re made for fish to wear. Not unlike fashions designed specifically for mermaid. Extra room for a tail fin, things like that.
And on a proud note, I am again wearing my bold dynamic pants. Not to mention an even bolder, more dynamic shirt.
I will be driving to York in the most bold and dynamic fashion possible. I hope my mom appreciates it.
June 24th, 2005 at 2:41 pm
If she’s a fan of dynamisism, I’m sure she’ll be pleased.
June 24th, 2005 at 9:50 pm
Thanks for the shout-out and the link, bro. Several images occur to me regading fish pants. Initially, I think of a pair of trousers that a human might wear, composed entirely of wet, pasty, ground up fish chunks, kind of like mashed up tuna, but probably from a sea bass or something. I suspect that they would be cold and unpleasant to wear. Secondly, I think of a normal pair of pants, with whole fish hooked on (by the mouth) and hanging off at regular intervals. Thirdly, I think of a nice set of overalls that a trout might wear. I’m not sure where the fish’s shoulders would be found for the shoulder straps, but this is not important. Bold and dynamic, indeed.