I Would Have Done the Same
by ChrisMay 28th, 2005 1:00 pm
I bet it was his last cigarette, so jumping out the window of a fast moving vehicle to retrieve it was the right thing to do:
Jeff Foran suffered trauma to his nose, eyes and chin after jumping from a car traveling 55-60 mph. Authorities said he was trying to retrieve a cigarette blown out of the passenger-side window.
…“Nelson said Foran was smoking a cigarette when it blew out the window and Foran jumped out the window to retrieve the cigarette. Nelson said he was driving between 55 and 60 mph when Foran jumped out,” the trooper said.
“Foran did the right thing and asked his buddy to drive him home,� Gravier said. “It was obvious he was extremely intoxicated.�
Gravier added: “If anything could make him stop smoking, this should be it. The man is lucky to be alive.�
This Gravier character is completely out of his mind. If anything, Jeff will need to smoke more than ever in order to help deal with the nose, eye and chin trauma.
