Rowhouse Logic - Breathtaking Inanity

I don’t want to distract anyone from the mission at hand for too long. And what, pray tell, is the mission at hand, Melissa? Ooh goody, I thought you’d never ask. The mission at hand is to get the heck off our sorry asses, collect our registered Democrat friends, neighbors, and family members, and vote for Seth Williams.

In case you don’t think you have time, you do. The polls open at 7AM and close at 8PM. There’s no excuse gang, get out there and push a couple of buttons on behalf of a good cause. The turnout probably won’t be spectacular, so the lines will be short. I’m telling you, any excuse you can come up with, I can come up with a bunch of reason’s it’s not valid. So, go ahead. Try me. Or you could just get out there and vote. Trust me, I can be a real pain in the ass. You’re probably better off just voting. Seth Williams, Lever #40.

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