Sample Conversation Between The Blogmaster And Me
by DavidApril 2nd, 2005 3:15 pm
The following is a sample conversation between the blogmaster and me:
Me: Hey Chris….
Him: Fucking Goatfucker!
Me: Umm, Chris, you okay?
Him: God damned fucking fuckwad goatfucking goatfuckers!
Sometimes, talking to the Blogmaster is like, well, running into a wet-brain on some skid row in cyber space and watching him wander around aimlessly while he screams at anyone in the near vicinity.
But y’know, he’s not a bad guy, and he runs a tight ship. When I first received posting rights, he laid down some simple rules: No porn, and no picking on non-public figures such as your baby sitter, your barber, your butcher, etc. I was a little upset by the last rule, because I believe that I had a legitimate gripe with my butcher, but I understand where Chris is coming from.
Chris has since told me that it is “uncool” for a blogmaster to post a picture of himself or herself on a blog. Well, fine. It is my contention that, since the blogmaster of this blog is a public figure, I mention him here and am posting this naked picture of him.



April 2nd, 2005 at 3:24 pm
Wow, David, that naked picture of Chris is smoking hot. How about one of you?