Rowhouse Logic - Breathtaking Inanity

Since we’ve been speaking of dogs and the postmodern implications of “the dog”, it’s high time we threw a bone to everybody’s favorite dog lover, my senator Rick “Whenever I think of you I think of dogs” Santorum. According to Rick, the president is “like a pit bull and he’s got a pair of trousers in his mouth and he’s not going to let go.” Groovy thought Rick. Now I’m stuck with the mental picture of our Dear Leader with a pair of dress slacks in his mouth, shaking them like some poor dying animal. Thanks for the image Rick but, most of all, thanks for the love.

(Via Will Bunch)

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