Oh My
by ChrisNovember 30th, 2004 2:04 pm
Ah, where begin? This story has it all; A young reporter leaving ‘ill advised’ voicemail messages, psychic friends, an assortment of nuts, and even everybody’s favorite dog lover and home schooler, Rick Santorum, in his new role as ‘baby killer’. Bless the lot of them. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll lock your doors.
It’s for these special occasions that I feel I must reprise my favorite simile, and why not, it’s won me such high praise in the past. Yes indeed, that shit is so out, I feel as though a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain.
(Simile Courtesy of Sealab 2021)
[update] Pretty sloppy on my part. Santorum isn’t involved at all - silly me. Oops. It’s my other Senator, Alren “whip me” Specter, who is the ‘baby killer’. I should really cut back on the daytime drinking.
