Bring On the Used Car Salesmen

by Chris
November 29th, 2004 9:52 am

For some reason, when reading this article about the Administration’s plan to replace its economic team with outsiders in the hopes of booting its ability to communicate ‘economic policy’, I couldn’t help but imagine Bush saying something like this;

“Go forth and bring me the used car salesmen, bring me the telemarketers, bring me the infomercial hosts, bring them all here to me, for I have crap to sell and it requires a high and holy load of bullshit.”

Maybe I should have some coffee and a sedative, and these terrible thoughts will go away.

[Update] I forgot the faith healers. How could I have done that? Oh well, bring on the faith healers and let them multiply!

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