Rowhouse Logic - Breathtaking Inanity

Like I said before, I hope Kerry spends the next few years making a lot of noise, regardless of whether or not he plans to run again. Opinion amongst liberals and Democrats appears to be split on this. A great number of people, still aching from the bitter taste of a bitter defeat, just want this guy to go the fuck away. They want to leave him in the trashcan and throw rocks at the TV while their country goes down the shiter. Not me. I disagree. I want Kerry front and center, raising a massive, flaming shitstorm.

I want the guy who just won 56 million votes to stand up and say ‘fuck you’ when his supporters are mocked as immoral freaks, crack whores, elitist white wine sippers, America haters, or whatever the fuck else. I want him to force the Washington press corps to get up off its lazy ass, by holding entirely too frequent press conferences, and report on some Loyal Opposition. I want him to say to them ‘Hey, if you want to see an immoral, freakish whore who hates America, why not spend a little time with Tom Delay? Go follow that motherfucker around for few days, listen to the bile that flows from his mouth, record every word, and then go tell the American people about the hateful, paranoid freak show who runs their congress.’

I want a giant, flaming shitstorm.

Al Gore did one of the most patriotic things any national leader has done in decades, when he pulled himself off the national stage. His head was full of loving thoughts for America. He hoped that his absence would prevent his country from being torn to shreds over a disputed election. In retrospect, that was a horrible, but very noble, mistake. I imagine he feared pitchforks and firebombs if operated as a shadow President. Unfortunately, the pitchforks are out. They are pointed squarely at us.

What we need now, is somebody to do what Al Gore didn’t do and probably, in good conscience, couldn’t. We need somebody with a huge national profile to speak up. Somebody, who by virtue of their status, the press is forced to cover. Somebody who can raise hell over every single disgusting thing that Bush does. Every single thing.

Like it or not - the person to raise the shitstorm is John Kerry.

–On Delay. Somebody needs to follow this fucker around with a video camera. Every vile word he utters needs to be presented for public consumption. Every little nugget of hatred for his fellow Americans needs to be documented and distributed, by whatever means available.

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