Rowhouse Logic - Breathtaking Inanity

I caught the infamous “puppies” ad on TV this morning. I don’t recall if it was a local station or a national broadcaster but there it was in all of its glory. Wow. Pretty silly. I’d like to meet the person or persons who would be affected by such a stupid ad. Vote for Bush or you’ll be eaten by scary puppies who lurk in the deepest darkest woods…blah blah blah. If this sort of thing is truly effective all I can say is, god help us all.

Now, I myself have an unreasonable fear of large horses(don’t ask) but not of big old puppies, so perhaps I’d be more effected by an advert full of angry Clydesdales rampaging through the streets of our cities and towns, depriving the good citizens of a decent beer, and force feeding everybody Budweiser. Oh god no! Vote for Bush because he’ll put a halt to the reign of terror brought by the Budweiser Clydesdales and free us to drink decent beers once more. Well whatever. Never mind.

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